Whisker Wit Gifts

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You're amazing!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Puppy and Kitten.