Whisker Whisperer Gifts

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Cat Thanks.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Would Mommy's little kitty like a scratching post?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

"I said de-cat coffee."

'This will kill the spores.'

'You do nice work!'

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Where's your evidence?"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

You are fangtastic.

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

Litter Box with actual litter.

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

"The crazy cat lady's house? Don't worry, her cats are so pampered, fat and lazy that they're no threat to us..."

'He likes you!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Hello, kitty."

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

Puppy and Kitten.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Persian

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'How could you tell I'm a cat person? Are you psychic?'