Whisker Whisperer Pillows

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Cat Thanks.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'Would Mommy's little kitty like a scratching post?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'You do nice work!'

"I said de-cat coffee."

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

'This will kill the spores.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Where's your evidence?"

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

You are fangtastic.

Litter Box with actual litter.

"Sure, I may shed too much...I'm not always a 'cool cat'...dirt gets tuck in my whiskers... and I don't kill my prey right away...but if someone can see past all that to my warm, loving core...they're probably close enough to scratch."

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

'He likes you!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

"Hello, kitty."

Puppy and Kitten.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Persian

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'How could you tell I'm a cat person? Are you psychic?'

"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?"

"Aren't you supposed to be curled up in a ball?"