Washer Whisperer Pillows

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Man and Machine snoozing

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'