Washer Whisperer Pillows

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

Man and Machine snoozing

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

The Complete Cycle.

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."