Washing Machine Whisperer Pillows

Jack of all trades

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Man and Machine snoozing

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Daisy Diaper Service

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"What are you in for?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

The Complete Cycle.

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"All right. Time to grow up."