Washing Machine Whisperer Prints

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

Jack of all trades

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Man and Machine snoozing

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"What are you in for?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Daisy Diaper Service

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

The Complete Cycle.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

'I need a new toy!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'