Appliance Whisperers Prints

"Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

The Complete Cycle.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Cellular Plan

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'