Whisker Thinker Pillows

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.