Whisker Whispers Pillows

Kitten is playing in a mountain of toilet paper 'What part of the word 'kitten' do you people not understand?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I hate it..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian