Whisker Whispers Pillows

Kitten is playing in a mountain of toilet paper 'What part of the word 'kitten' do you people not understand?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Cat Reunion

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Gentleman's Club Scene

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.