Whisky Whisperer Pillows

'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Violin Practise

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Wine Talking

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Wino Appreciation Group

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Happy Violinist