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'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Violin Practise

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Wino Appreciation Group

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Wine Talking

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."