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"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wine Talking

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Wino Appreciation Group

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"