Drink Whisperer Mugs

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wine Talking

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Wino Appreciation Group

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."