Whisk Whisperer Mugs

'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.