Restaurant Whisperer Mugs

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

His New Grillfriend

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Wine Talking

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

The Complete Cycle.

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."