Whisker Whisperers T-Shirts

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

Cat Trophies

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

"Tinkles you are my bestest buddy!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Do I a-mews-you?

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Gentleman's Club Scene

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Puppy and Kitten.