Whimsy Whisperer Pillows

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Cheeze Wiz.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Riding School Chaos

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"I think it loves us."

Fly fishing.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Superstock'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'