Whimsical Mind Whisperer Pillows

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Things we need to acknowledge

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Octopus Baseball Fan

"I'm training him."

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Psychoses on tape

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

Ice scream man...

Email in a bottle.

Dr. McWit ponders the Big Bag theory for Creation of the Universe.

Private Phone Calls

"I blame your parents."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Secret conversation.

"Yes, I had to make it uncomfortable. My clients kept falling asleep."

"I need a good pair of inner voice-cancelling headphones."

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."