Whimsical Mind Whisperer Gifts

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Things we need to acknowledge

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"I'm training him."

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Where history's best ideas happen.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

Psychoses on tape

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

Email in a bottle.

Ice scream man...

'Please use just your inner voices.'

Dr. McWit ponders the Big Bag theory for Creation of the Universe.

Private Phone Calls

"I blame your parents."

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

"I need a good pair of inner voice-cancelling headphones."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

Secret conversation.

I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.