Memory Whisperer Gifts

"Should old acquaintance be... Should old acquaintance be... Should old acquaintance be..."

Inside the hippocampus.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Concert Pianist.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Woman applying makeup

Computer help.

Man and Machine snoozing

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Organ Player

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'