Device Whisperer Gifts

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Cellular Plan

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

The Complete Cycle.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Books of Tablets

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

Office full of computers and wires.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye