Speaker Whisperer Gifts

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don't even think about it."

Violin Practise

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Computer help.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."