Speaker Whisperer Gifts

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Violin Practise

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Computer help.

Man and Machine snoozing

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Cat Lover's Leap.