"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."
Telephone Whisperer Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for someone who’s a true telephone whisperer? Our collection features playful and clever items that celebrate their knack for making every call memorable. From humorous mugs to quirky prints, find the ideal surprise that highlights their talent for keeping conversations lively and lighthearted. Perfect for anyone who loves to connect, chat, or just have a good laugh during their calls, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and foster more cheerful moments.
'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
"Nope, I still only have one bar."
"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"
'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'
"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."
"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
'...and that is my philosophy.'
'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'
Computer help.
"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"
"Look, the numbers don't lie."
Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.
Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.
We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!
'Interactive TV news.'
I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him
Psychiatrist interview an irrational number
'Tell me more about your programmer.'
"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."
'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'
'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'
"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."
"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."
Computer whisperer.
'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'
WWW.World.com
You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'
Cellular Plan
The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.
Happiness is a warm warm iPad.
"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
Telephone Whisperer Gifts Collection
Telephone Whisperer Mugs
Discover more witty and humorous mugs that celebrate the telephone whisperer—perfect for their morning coffee or tea breaks.
Telephone Whisperer Pillows
Find quirky and cozy pillows that add a humorous touch to their home, honoring their love for lively conversations.
Telephone Whisperer Prints
Check out our collection of playful prints that capture the spirit of the telephone whisperer, adding personality to any wall.
Telephone Whisperer T-Shirts
Explore a range of fun t-shirts that highlight the telephone whisperer's personality—comfortable styles they’ll love to wear.