Telephone Whisperer Pillows

"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'Interactive TV news.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Computer whisperer.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

WWW.World.com

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Cellular Plan

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."