Client Whisperer Pillows

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'I've got a client who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with clients in a personal supportive but not disempowering' course!'

'Why would I want to think our site stinks?'

"Our work is all about communication, we need to have an empathy for our clients."

'Wow! Hariis never really let's a potential client go, does he?'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

Computer help.

"Love your feng shui!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'Are you hiding something from me?'

"My, aren't we patient-oriented this morning."

Plug Me In Stupid

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"