Gadget Whisperers Gifts

'OK, I clicked on the help page. Now - how do I get it to just listen?'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Opening the door to new customers

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer whisperer.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

Cellular Plan

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Rudy, you bought me a high-definition camcorder. You shouldn't have. Is that you shouldn't have as in: It's just too thoughtful? Or, simply: You shouldn't have 'cause this gift stinks? I'm really blown away. Clarify!

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'