Wifi Whisperer Gifts

Jack of all trades

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"Wifi...free...wifi."

Wifi Problem

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Interactive TV news.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Books of Tablets

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Persian

Cellular Plan

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'