Wire Whisperer Gifts

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'Excellent! There's a programme on about wireless technology...'

"Ever get the feeling that it's time we looked into going wireless?"

Office full of computers and wires.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Happy Violinist

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Cellular Plan

Fisherman get a good catch.

Water: the first medicine

Surfer and the Whale

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"My turn."

"I actually find this way of fishing very relaxing..."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.