Wire Whisperer Gifts

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'Excellent! There's a programme on about wireless technology...'

"Ever get the feeling that it's time we looked into going wireless?"

Office full of computers and wires.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Violin Practise

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Happy Violinist

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Cellular Plan

Water: the first medicine

Surfer and the Whale

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"My turn."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"I actually find this way of fishing very relaxing..."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

'Maybe we should have ordered bottled water.'