Wax Whisperer Gifts

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Worm Charmer

Critisize your weight.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Bassoons.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I could eat you.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Where are you going?'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'