Wool Whisperer Gifts

Just the usual, thanks.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Violin Practise

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Happy Violinist

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Granny Wear

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."