Wood Whisperer Gifts

Looking for a gift that speaks to your favorite wood whisperer? Our selection of fun and thoughtful products captures their passion for woodworking and craftsmanship. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, each item adds a touch of humor and appreciation for their craft. Whether they’re a seasoned pro or a dedicated hobbyist, these gifts are crafted to inspire and delight. Explore our range and find that perfect item to honor their creative spirit in every project.

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"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple." mockup

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

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'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.' mockup

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

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'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.'

'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.' mockup

'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.'

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

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"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?" mockup

"What kind of fire, hon - oak, maple, or apple?"

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"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?" mockup

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

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Le javelot pour bûcheron.

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"Redwood or oak?"

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'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.' mockup

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

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'I need just a hair cut off this.' mockup

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

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"Anybody know where I can get a piece of ash?"

"Anybody know where I can get a piece of ash?" mockup

"Anybody know where I can get a piece of ash?"

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Practical Woodworm...

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"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art." mockup

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing." mockup

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

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'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.' mockup

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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Wolf Karaoke

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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him. mockup

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

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"Ed's tree hugging was out of control." mockup

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

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Bassoons.

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'Now it fits.'

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'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.' mockup

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

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"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?" mockup

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

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But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him. mockup

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew." mockup

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

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Timber preservation

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'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.' mockup

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

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He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish... mockup

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

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'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.' mockup

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

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Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon. mockup

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

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"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats." mockup

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

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"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon." mockup

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

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Wood Whisperer Gifts Collection

Wood Whisperer Mugs

Explore our collection of woodworking-inspired mugs—ideal for your favorite craftsperson’s morning routine or coffee break.

Wood Whisperer Pillows

Add a touch of crafty comfort with our wood whisperer pillows—great for relaxing and showcasing their passion.

Wood Whisperer Prints

Decorate their workshop or studio with our stunning prints inspired by woodworking—artful and inspiring.

Wood Whisperer T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your woodworking enthusiast—combining humor, style, and craftsmanship in one wearable piece.