Wood Whisperers Gifts

Timber preservation

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

'Now it fits.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Bonsai Exhibit

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Clouds

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Hanukkah tree

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Wind Energy

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