Woodwind Whisperer Gifts

Bassoons.

Flautist

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Violin Practise

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Timber preservation

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Clouds

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Happy Violinist

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.