Woodwork Whisperer Gifts

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Bassoons.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Violin Practise

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Timber preservation

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Are you done yet?'

Creative accounting.

Clouds

Creator's Block

Happy Violinist

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Walking in the woods.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"I suffer for my art..."

Urban spring.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

Flautist

Practical Woodworm...