Canvas Whisperer Gifts

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

A possible reason we don't see many rhino portraits.

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

'Who asked your opinion?'

'I haven't much time. Just show me your masterpieces.'

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

'Are you done yet?'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Creator's Block

"I suffer for my art..."

The Art Student.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

I quilt therefore I am

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.