Paint Whisperer Gifts

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

Non Drip Paint

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

I quilt therefore I am

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"