Fabric Whisperer Gifts

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

Sew...

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

I quilt therefore I am

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man fishing with large bait

Reverse psychology

My other cello is a Stradivari

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Violin Practise

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."