Sweater Whisperer Gifts

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Critisize your weight.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Stitch one, pearl one...

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian