Snow Whisperer Gifts

A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Wind Energy

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

The World's best Camouflage Store.