Swing Whisperer Gifts

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

Golf Trash Talk.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Bassoons.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Happy Violinist

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Wind Energy

Judge getting hair done.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!