Golf Whisperer Gifts

Testing the first doc call.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Putterflies.

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

A psychic mows the lawn.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Walking in the woods.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Flautist

Stealth grazing.

Be the grass...

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Is there life after digestion?

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'