Sports Whisperer Gifts

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

These remarks are completely off the record

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

'You're very tense today.'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Passionate about Football.

'We're so downsized, we have to outsource our office gossip.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Stock Market Decline

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"Ms. Frobisher, you know the market has turned around when suddenly you have nothing more to lose and everything to gain."

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

"Relax...it's only insider trading if you get caught."

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

A goose loose on the golf course.

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

"You call this a 'market correction?' So when I was making money...was that a 'market mistake?'"