Sports Whisperer Pillows

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

These remarks are completely off the record

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'You're very tense today.'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Passionate about Football.

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Stock Market Decline

'We're so downsized, we have to outsource our office gossip.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

"Ms. Frobisher, you know the market has turned around when suddenly you have nothing more to lose and everything to gain."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

"Relax...it's only insider trading if you get caught."

A goose loose on the golf course.

You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'