Coach Whisperer Pillows

You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.

'Don't bunch up around the ball! Spread out, spread out! ... And quit grazing, Lyle!'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Fixing the Computer.

A Girl and Her Horse

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Mister Oedipus.

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

A Few Common Ailments

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"I just kept feeding him candy."