Coach Whisperer Prints

'Don't bunch up around the ball! Spread out, spread out! ... And quit grazing, Lyle!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Fixing the Computer.

A Girl and Her Horse

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

"I just kept feeding him candy."

A Few Common Ailments

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"