Writing Whisperer Pillows

"Do you mind if I interrupt your train of thought with my stream of consciousness?"

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"The first rule of essay club is to never mention the word essay in the essay."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Just be yourself."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Reading

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Now all we need is a good script."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I think we could work very well together."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Duplass Brothers

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Hmmm?!"

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

Always stick to the script.

Literary Type

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

'I and my Blog'

Public speaking

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"How's the computer analysis going?"