Word Whisperer Pillows

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Art Terminology

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

Bank teller reads dictionary: 'You may be right, I can't seem to find 'gazillion' in here.'

'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'

Snow-A Thesaurus

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Computer help.

Man and Machine snoozing

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."