Plot Whisperer Pillows

He was OK with the spelling and grammar check but it was to much for him when it said his plots were one dimensional and the plots derivative.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Interactive TV news.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Duplass Brothers

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

Literary Type

Alas, poor Yorick!

Always stick to the script.

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

'You clumsy ape! I asked for a hemostat and you handed me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

Dr. McWit ponders the Big Bag theory for Creation of the Universe.

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

Secret conversation.

"Do you mind if I interrupt your train of thought with my stream of consciousness?"

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."