Tv Whisperer Pillows

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Duplass Brothers

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Cellular Plan

'The spots are much clearer.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Office full of computers and wires.

Always stick to the script.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'