Operation Whisperer Pillows

'You clumsy ape! I asked for a hemostat and you handed me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Computer Expert

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.

Persian

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'